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Monday, August 6, 2012

Delicious Lee Brazil and It's Simple Simon


I'm so excited to have Lee on my blog today. I hope you take a minute to see what Lee has to offer. I'm sure it's delicious.
Good morning everyone! I'm Lee Brazil, author of mm romance with Breathless Press and Silver publishing. Most of my work is contemporary, but I have at times ventured into the realms of paranormal and historical fiction. *sips coffee* Help yourself to some coffee...I confess, I’m nearly as addicted to coffee as I am to books. It seems to be a staple of most writers' diets.
I'm here today to talk about my new release, It's Simple, Simon. It's Simple, Simon is a new venture for me in that it is based on a nursery rhyme. I know.  Odd base for an erotic romance, huh? Six months ago, if you had asked me where to look for inspiration, I would not have directed you to Mother Goose. Today, I just might.
Well, I never planned to write a naughty story based on a children's rhyme.  It's just that the publisher had this call for Naughty Nursery Rhymes a new line they were putting together. I had plenty of other things to do, but I just couldn't break away from it. The nursery rhyme kept playing in my head. Maybe you remember it?
Simple Simon

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware"
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny"
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Simple Simon went a-fishing for to catch a whale;
All the water he had got was in his mother's pail.
Simple Simon went to look if plums grew on a thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much which made poor Simon whistle.
He went for water in a sieve but soon it all fell through;
And now poor Simple Simon bids you all "Adieu"

I always felt sorry for Simon when I read this rhyme as a child. After all, everyone deserves success, and he never seemed to find anything but failure. So of course, in my version of the story, Simon had to turn things around and succeed!
The character of Simon was born...an ambitionless youth who found success after his pieman let him down. And the pie man? Well, how could he be anything but a baker? You see, the pie man was the fast food of the old world.  He'd peddle his wares on foot, in the streets. A pie was as likely to be savory as sweet, to contain meat as fruit.
It's Simple, Simon is a modern take on the old rhyme, though I wouldn't categorize Simon as simple minded, and this time, it has the happy ending all tales should have. Which is to say that of course, Simon gets his pieman!
It's Simple, Simon By Lee Brazil M/M contemporary romance Breathless Press Naughty Nursery Rhymes
Blurbs
Simon Carter has achieved unimaginable success and he owes it all to a man from his past whose scorn set fire to his ambition.

"It's Simple, Simon. You lack ambition."

Chase Garvin's jibe had sent Simon Carter on unexpected paths and brought him unimaginable success. No longer a penniless musician, the highly paid investment banker is going home for the first time in years. He plans to rest, relax, and spend a little time rubbing his ex-lover's nose in his success. A visit to the Renaissance Fair brings this not-quite-so-simple- Simon nose to nose with his past and somehow revenge doesn't seem quite so attractive.

Chase Garvin, Denver, Colorado's very own Pie Man, is still incredibly handsome. What's more, the more mature Chase is very appreciative of Simon's talents.

When the old attraction flares between them, Simon and the Pie Man get caught up in tasting the wares, and neither counts the pennies.

Excerpt
He sniffed the golden pies. Mmm. Chase had always been talented in the kitchen. The aroma was intoxicating. Delicious. As he ate, savoring the flaky crust and rich fillings, he contemplated the man who'd treated him to the pies. Chase was one hot baker. He'd always been sexy, but there was no way that hunk of beef could fit into his old Renaissance garb. Chase had put on muscle. His shoulders had broadened, his biceps bulged, and mmm.... The rest was hidden behind that voluminous apron, but Simon doubted that it had changed much.
Best of all, Chase still seemed to find him attractive. That was just icing on the cake. The sugar on the pie? He chuckled softly. Whatever it was, he liked it. Liked the idea that Chase might still be interested in him sexually. As he licked the sugary filling off his fingers, he contemplated abandoning his plan. After all, Chase hadn't meant to hurt him years ago, and he'd certainly seemed welcoming enough, even though to all appearances Simon hadn't changed over the years. Yeah, there really wasn't any reason to prove to Chase how successful and ambitious he really was. He should just come clean.
On the other hand, he felt like enough of an idiot for hiding his success in the first place. He bit into the next pie, feeling the juice trickle down his chin. He licked at it, chewing and swallowing, scrabbling absently for a napkin to wipe his chin. It would be horribly embarrassing to go back to that booth and offer to pay for the pies, to tell Chase why he hadn't wanted to pay in the first place.
"Here, I'll get that for you." Chase grabbed his napkin. To his surprise, Chase drooped down onto the grass next to him. Instead of dabbing his chin with the white paper napkin, the man leaned forward, his breath a warm buttery scented breeze as he hovered close for a moment before gently licking the juice off Simon's skin.


2 comments:

June M. said...

I have to admit I was not thinking of pie when I read the line "Let me taste your ware" LOL

It's Simple Simon sounds really good and I have always loved second chance stories. I will have to check into it.

Marie Lisk said...

Cannot wait to read this one...Now you have me looking at rhymes in a new way...lol Marie Lisk melisk1966@yahoo.com