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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Sue Brown’s A COCK IN THE WINDOW Blog Tour






Hello, my name is Kit Stone and I’m taking A Cock in the Window on tour for Sue Brown before its publication on Friday 20th December. You haven’t met me before. I’m thirty-six years old, grey eyes, have most of my hair and am just under six feet tall. Brad Pitt I’m not, but I don't crack mirrors. I own a gift shop in a seaside town and carve cocks. I’m gay, with a wide and varied porn collection and no interest in chickens other than the roast dinner variety. Do I have to explain which type I carve?

This type would be hard on the teeth.



Steve and I have an interesting way of eating roast chicken.



Like many seaside towns, Bregham is full of ladies of ‘a certain age’, either residents or tourists. Two of my best friends, Jean and Diane, have been residents of Bregham for longer than I’ve been alive. Wicked women, both of them, but they keep me supplied in lattes and gossip and that’s why I love them.

Of course you think you know everything about your friends, and then one day they rock your world….

You’d think little old ladies wouldn’t want to visit my shabby, little gift shop but it’s a good place to hide in the event of rain showers. Some of them have other reasons for visiting me, as you can see below.



This was going to be the original cover, and winners of the blog tour will get an ebook with this cover. Sadly booksellers are throwing a wobbler at the moment so a less... um... suggestive cover will be on the book that is for sale. The fabulous Alexa Corza produced the covers for me and over the next few stops I’ll show you some more of the options on our journey.




Excerpt:

I’m late opening the shop and to my surprise, two customers push in as soon as I unlock the door.
“It says nine on the door,” an elderly woman snaps, pointing to the opening hours.
It’s ten past, bitch. I smile sweetly. “I’m sorry, I was fucking my boyfriend. May I help you?”
 Her companion gasps, a hand over her mouth but the woman just stares at me as if she thinks I’m just being vulgar. I am being vulgar. God, I love life at the moment.
“I want one of those.” She points to the cocks.
I hide my surprise and say, “Which penis would you like?”
She flushes at the word but points to the huge ebony cock—Alex.
“Mavis, you can’t walk out of the shop with that… that… thing.”
 “Oh bollocks, Edna,” Mavis snaps. “I’ve had my eye on that since we arrived.”
I’m rapidly warming to Mavis even if she is a miserable old bitch. “Excellent choice, madam. Would you like it wrapped.” Or would you like to fondle it in the street?
“Of course I want it bloody wrapped,” she says, eyeing me with dislike. Friendly feelings only go so far then.
I get Alex and wrap him in tissue paper. 
Mavis hands me the cash and I ring it up, giving her the change. She checks it over and her eyes widen as she realises I knocked a tenner off the price.
“It’s the first one I’ve sold,” I confide. “A lot of people fondle Alex but no one’s been brave enough to buy him.”
She looks at me a fraction more kindly. “Make sure you open on time tomorrow.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
Mavis retreats with her companion, who is still fluttering over the purchase. She clutches the cock in her hand as she marches down the street, displaying it to the whole world.



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The blog tour finishes at http://ukgayromance.co.uk/ on Friday 20th December and prizes will be drawn at 10pm GMT. Leave a comment with your email address here or anywhere along the blog tour to take part.

My previous stops on the tour were at:
·      6th Dec. Sue Brown
·      7th Dec. Talon PS
·      8th Dec. Lou Sylvre

My next stop is on Wednesday 11th at:
·      Patricia Logan

PRIZES

1st Prize – Wooden Cock
Plus a copy of A Cock in the Window with original cover (mobi, epub or PDF)
Plus $10 Amazon gift voucher

2nd prize – Wooden Cock
Plus a copy of A Cock in the Window with original cover (mobi, epub or PDF)

3rd Prize x3
A copy of A Cock in the Window with original cover (mobi, epub or PDF)




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